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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 23, 2009 12:56:34 GMT
Yeah... well.... I have a sister who knows Taekwon Do and I'm not afraid to use her....
Except she's going up against a martial arts expert... Hmm, I see a flaw here...
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Post by McBain on Jan 23, 2009 15:27:52 GMT
So you should. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 24, 2009 21:19:12 GMT
You know what? I just finished watching those video things.
You know the only thing that scared me? That music in the second one. Speaking of which, it wasn't awesome. In fact I think I've seen that done before. (What would be funny is if I had seen him doing it before and just didn't know it was him.)
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Post by Starlong on May 3, 2009 18:36:17 GMT
Actually I think Chuck Norris would win. If only I had known what this passing comment was destined to start... If I do make my time machine, that post will be erased from history. Or maybe I should erase the entire thread... Or nuke it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure... Hilarity will no doubt ensue.
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Post by Fire Bear on May 3, 2009 18:49:04 GMT
But you don't need to build a time machine... Just go into the toilet in a pub and that should do it...
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Post by McBain on May 4, 2009 20:18:14 GMT
This thread refuses to die, doesn't it? It's like a baddie/monster from some god-awful horror movie franchise.
Quick, someone get me a Super-Soaker full of Holy water and a silver sword inscribed with ancient runes, hieroglyphs and the lyrics to Tribute before we here an orchestral crescendo in E minor!
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Post by Starlong on May 4, 2009 23:49:32 GMT
Or we can just lock the thread? I know... I'm boring
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Post by Dr Zaze on May 5, 2009 23:45:45 GMT
NOOOOOOOOO! NEVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR! *ahem*
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Post by Starlong on May 6, 2009 12:35:37 GMT
Aww thanks, it's good to know that you don't think I'm boring I actually think I rock, but that might just be me ^^
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Post by Dr Zaze on May 6, 2009 20:58:23 GMT
Actually, I meant we shouldn't lock the thread! But if you want to use it as an ego-boosting comment, that's entirely up to you...
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Post by Fire Bear on May 6, 2009 21:32:02 GMT
Don't lock the thread; it's the only way this forum will survive my quitting it during the summer...
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Post by Starlong on May 6, 2009 23:19:17 GMT
Actually, I meant we shouldn't lock the thread! But if you want to use it as an ego-boosting comment, that's entirely up to you... I use insults as ego boosting comments, this one is like the Royal-Flush-Holy-Grail-Orgasim of comments! Now to print the posters and signed (well, forged) testimonials...
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Post by Fire Bear on May 8, 2009 12:32:36 GMT
You spelled "orgasm" wrong...
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Post by Starlong on May 8, 2009 16:52:37 GMT
If only it was the spelling of it that I couldn't quite manage...
*sigh*
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Post by Someguy on May 8, 2009 23:02:43 GMT
Those massive Dilithium Crystals are wasted on you, Tom.
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