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Jan 23, 2009 15:29:33 GMT
Post by McBain on Jan 23, 2009 15:29:33 GMT
Here you are, on the internet with the world's information at your fingertips, yet you don't know what Stewart's on about?
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Jan 24, 2009 21:02:48 GMT
Post by Fire Bear on Jan 24, 2009 21:02:48 GMT
Leave me alone! Just because I'm not clever enough to think of that, doesn't mean you should bring it up!
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Jan 25, 2009 1:31:20 GMT
Post by Someguy on Jan 25, 2009 1:31:20 GMT
Christ. This is taking density to a new extreme. Let me know if small objects start orbiting your skull.
But let's not forget the issue at hand here; Tom is on his second strike. His death is impendent and with me as his executioner I will be the executioner: 'Look out Tom!' *throws the switch* *frazzle-frazzle* *All the pain goes away...*
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mojojojoe
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Jan 25, 2009 2:11:59 GMT
Post by mojojojoe on Jan 25, 2009 2:11:59 GMT
I think, i THINK tom hit his third strike at the party. I remember distinctly wagging my finger at him in a disapproving fashion.
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Jan 25, 2009 15:31:06 GMT
Post by Fire Bear on Jan 25, 2009 15:31:06 GMT
His death is impendent and with me as his executioner I will be the executioner Well, that's kind of an understatement, man. But, why are you all striking him? What's he done? I'm very curious. (Either that, or nosy, but I always take the first option.)
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Jan 25, 2009 18:18:46 GMT
Post by Someguy on Jan 25, 2009 18:18:46 GMT
Bugger. I could amend the post and deny all knowledge but *sigh* it's too late now.
Just as it's too late for Tom! I don't know why we're obsessed with killing him but he does have a very kickable head. Maybe it has something to do with that.
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Jan 25, 2009 21:16:15 GMT
Post by Fire Bear on Jan 25, 2009 21:16:15 GMT
Mwah ha ha!
Ah, I see.
So... if he has a kick-able head, why are you going through all the trouble of getting out your electric chair? Wouldn't it just be easier to, say, kick his head in?
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mojojojoe
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Jan 25, 2009 23:29:58 GMT
Post by mojojojoe on Jan 25, 2009 23:29:58 GMT
Kicking heads may be easier, but it is neither as fun nor as effective as an electric chair.
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Jan 26, 2009 9:53:59 GMT
Post by Fire Bear on Jan 26, 2009 9:53:59 GMT
I suppose. But you have to think of the environment! The electric chair wastes valuable power, using up fuel and polluting the atmosphere. Conversely, kicking his head in saves that precious fuel and his body, once decomposed, can fertilize the land and is more environmentally friendly than the chemical stuff.
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Jan 26, 2009 14:15:57 GMT
Post by McBain on Jan 26, 2009 14:15:57 GMT
But it takes longer, and wouldn't be anywhere near as painless as the chair.
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Jan 26, 2009 16:53:36 GMT
Post by Fire Bear on Jan 26, 2009 16:53:36 GMT
I thought you were punishing him? What's the point in killing someone painlessly? You never know if he'll end up in Heaven or Hell, so you should at least make his death painful.
And mad people seem to enjoy the slow long-drawn out deaths better, don't you think?
(Jesus! I'm getting quite evil in my old age! I think I need to go to church sometime soon!)
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Jan 26, 2009 18:04:45 GMT
Post by Miss O'Jenny on Jan 26, 2009 18:04:45 GMT
Old age. Psssht. You are getting younger everyday.
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Jan 26, 2009 19:04:14 GMT
Post by Fire Bear on Jan 26, 2009 19:04:14 GMT
I'm getting what?
Are you talking about the same person here?
It's a physical impossibility! What the hell!?
Be pretty cool/weird... it'd be... like... Benjamin Button... Ah, was that a reference to the film then? That really freaks me out.
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mojojojoe
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Jan 26, 2009 21:00:05 GMT
Post by mojojojoe on Jan 26, 2009 21:00:05 GMT
The chair will be powered by wind power.
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Jan 26, 2009 21:12:51 GMT
Post by Fire Bear on Jan 26, 2009 21:12:51 GMT
And how do you make wind turbines? With plastic and metal.
How do you melt it into shape? By heating it, using fire, which will release more carbon dioxide, etc. into the atmosphere, thus polluting Earth more.
As someone who used to go to my Explorers says: get it round ye!
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