Dr Zaze
Tenacious Typer
Eyes of Doom!
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Post by Dr Zaze on Apr 20, 2009 20:54:42 GMT
What is your favourite owl? Mine is the little owl! ;D It's sooo cute!
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 20, 2009 21:26:43 GMT
What little owl?
Isn't it obvious? The snowy owl!
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Dr Zaze
Tenacious Typer
Eyes of Doom!
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Post by Dr Zaze on Apr 20, 2009 21:29:19 GMT
It's the little owl. Google it! ;D
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 20, 2009 21:43:26 GMT
I did. Unimpressed.
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Post by Someguy on Apr 20, 2009 21:45:34 GMT
Pigwidgeon! Yay!
Yup, I am gonna get a similar petite owl, show it to Hazel, and then skin it alive before her eyes with a rusty apple-peeler. That's what she gets for watching the diabolic filth that is Harry Potter films.
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 20, 2009 21:49:18 GMT
It wasn't her that did, muppet. She won't have anything to do with Mr. Potter. ("Our new celebrity...")
I like Harry Potter.
And I would help Hazel skin you alive cause she'll probably be rather upset at the thought.
You cruel, cruel man!
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Post by McBain on Apr 21, 2009 15:29:19 GMT
No cruelty to animals or birds will be taking place while I'm around.
So Stewart, no skinning owls. And Rebecca, no skinning Stewart.
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Post by Someguy on Apr 22, 2009 17:59:29 GMT
[Someguy looks up, a freshly peeled owl twitching it's last on the floor]
I'm sorry, what? Did you say something?
(Also, look out for my new novel: 'To Skin a Mocking-Bird', on shelves now.)
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 23, 2009 14:16:43 GMT
Aw, man!
Can I do it now, since he's already skinned the owl...
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Post by McBain on May 4, 2009 20:08:49 GMT
Screw, go ahead. In fact, might I suggest doing it small portions at a time, brushing him with lemon juice every so often?
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Post by Fire Bear on May 6, 2009 20:46:44 GMT
Oooohhhh! That is nasty!
But hilariously cruel at the same time! ;D
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Post by Someguy on May 8, 2009 22:52:16 GMT
Good luck skinning my suddenly and randomly METAL ASS.
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
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Post by Starlong on May 9, 2009 2:26:57 GMT
Where there's a will, there are several amusing ways...
Bring out the xenomorph blood... Keep the lasers and magnetic destabilisers on standby.
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Post by Someguy on May 9, 2009 16:53:00 GMT
Eek! My ass!
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Dr Zaze
Tenacious Typer
Eyes of Doom!
Posts: 365
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Post by Dr Zaze on May 10, 2009 9:25:54 GMT
Hehehe!
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