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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 25, 2009 20:13:13 GMT
Just say "Dum"... oh I'm sorry, meant to press the 't'.
I meant, just say "Tum"... although, that may be too childish for you.
Wait, this is Stewart I'm addressing...
Just use "Tum".
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Post by Someguy on Apr 26, 2009 18:43:45 GMT
Sort of defeats the purpose of the whole thing if I don't use Tom's name, don't you think? And that must be a bizarre keyboard you're using to hit a key that's slightly removed from the one you 'meant' to press. 'Dumb' indeed (Whoops, I 'accidentally' hit the 'b' key; Ah, well. No time for amendments or post modifications).
It was a quote- no, sorry, reference from Red Dwarf, taken from Rimmer's reminisces of Kochanski. "It was the way she said it," said Rimmer. "'Rimmer' to rhyme with 'Scum'." As Tom owns and has presumably watched Red Dwarf, I'm assuming he will get the joke.
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm away to read the Beano in my den made of cardboard boxes. I suspect I shall be wearing shorts, a blazer, have skinned knees, and dirt on my rosy fucking cheeks. Such a happy child am I.
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Post by Starlong on Apr 26, 2009 20:22:47 GMT
Google it. Does anyone want to come? It's on Thursday, 11th of June. The procession starts at 10am. I'm helping the "Kirkfieldbank Community" float. By float, I mean helping with the kids cause as far as I know, we don't have one. And by help I mean dress up and walk round with the kids. Please come. Or I will be severely pissed off that everyone can bother coming to things in Glasgow. No offence to everyone, but I'm fed up coming in every time you're doing something fun... <big sigh> No Becky, I'm afraid I will not be coming. I have several good reasons too. Well this thread has sadly gone off topic, oh well. All I know is that somebody has been exhaulted into double figures for making me laugh, and that's all I want to know sometimes... I do know a lot of other things though. Pity.
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Post by Dr Zaze on Apr 28, 2009 12:00:24 GMT
Is crashing actually allowed?
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 28, 2009 20:19:56 GMT
Um, well, ah....
Truth is, haven't actually asked. But we have enough room for about five people in the living room, if someone is willing to squish into the wee two-seater we have.
I'm sure it'll be fine, but you're probably going to have to leave when I leave; 9 in the morning.
However, my sister may not be going till later, it depends on if she's meeting her friends or not. She could keep you company if you want...
And I don't know if she's ovulating, Stewart, so don't ask...
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Post by Someguy on Apr 29, 2009 16:53:19 GMT
No worries. This nose never lies. I may already be in the house.
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 30, 2009 13:53:06 GMT
Hopefully, my mum, who doesn't work but does help out at the local Primary school will come home, find you, call the police. Or better yet, beat you to a pulp.
That of course would be the situation at this current point in time. You, of course, having half an hour-ish to do nothing. If you touch any of my stuff, you will die; there are self-destruct thingys on everything...
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Post by Someguy on Apr 30, 2009 17:52:46 GMT
Time to go out in a blaze of glory.
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Post by Dr Zaze on May 2, 2009 17:59:19 GMT
Can I go through some of your stuff then? Please??
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Post by Fire Bear on May 3, 2009 18:31:29 GMT
Yeah, ok.
I'll just reprogramme everything so that it will accept your fingerprints, palm-prints, DNA, retina scan, tongue scan, voice recognition and weight recognition. (I'll leave out the bum scan for the sake of decency...)
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Post by McBain on May 4, 2009 20:01:06 GMT
I should have known I wouldn't get a straight answer from you lot... Well, at least it's killing a few minutes and making me laugh (inwardly. I am not going to guffaw in the library). I have just realized that I call all my other friends, who I have known for longer as "friends" or "friends from wherever", but I call you lot, "you lot"... Just catching up on this one, but I'll have you know I did give you a straight answer. I will thank you kindly not to judge my home regions pagan celebrations.
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Post by Dr Zaze on May 6, 2009 0:00:47 GMT
Yeah, bum scan is quite intimate for raiding through your stuff!
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Post by Fire Bear on May 6, 2009 21:20:21 GMT
Sorry, Pete. Forgot your spoken words from ages ago...
And I still need to ask if it's OK with my parents for you to stay...
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Post by Dr Zaze on May 6, 2009 21:47:52 GMT
Me?
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Post by Starlong on May 6, 2009 23:08:04 GMT
Sound's like you're in there Pete, Waaahaaaay!! (Where's Spiky? He does that sound best...)
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