mojojojoe
Tenacious Typer
The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Apr 29, 2008 21:47:11 GMT
*weep*
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kitty
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Post by kitty on Apr 30, 2008 13:50:14 GMT
On the bright side you didn't lose to Stewart?
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Post by Someguy on Apr 30, 2008 20:04:00 GMT
Exactly. Cheer up, Joe. In fact, I'll give you a glimpse of what life would have been like under your dear pal Stew-bob. i) Finger-lickin' night, celebrating my ascension above you in the group hierarchy. ii) Constant Steps loop played into your ear, 24-7. iii) A badge saying 'Joseph Timms: FORMER secretary and Vice-president.' iv) A ban on generic girls being allowed within twenty feet of you. v) An outright ban on sexy stories, applied only to you. vi) A junction ordering you to shave every day and actually make an effort on your general appearance. vii) Foot kissing night, and it might not stop at feet. viii) The surrender of that lighter to my good self for the purposes of pawn. I need cash. ix) Being subjected to manical laughs at the lowliness of your new station in relation to my own. x) And finally, No Smoking. Ever.
So like I said: Cheer up, eh?
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kitty
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Post by kitty on Apr 30, 2008 21:13:03 GMT
stew-bob!
It's like you merged with robert! Don't do this, the results would be a lot of confused women.
And really you are saying to Joe "If I had the power I would make you attractive, sexually frustrated due to the lack of females and sexy stories and there would be a lot of licking."
Stewart, why don't you just ask him out already.
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mojojojoe
Tenacious Typer
The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Apr 30, 2008 21:43:57 GMT
Because I'd knock him back and add to the many many possible sexual partners who've said NAY!
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Post by Miss O'Jenny on May 1, 2008 11:39:27 GMT
Strathclyde Writers Forum: the ultimate hangover cure. Thank you, all of you, for making my morning less painful.
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Post by Someguy on May 1, 2008 21:12:08 GMT
It's as the man says. *weep*
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Post by Miss O'Jenny on May 1, 2008 22:18:02 GMT
Sorry, but... eh?
I'll probably understand as soon as I press enter.
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Post by Someguy on May 2, 2008 10:53:56 GMT
It was a reply to Joe's cruel, cruel observation, damn him.
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Post by Miss O'Jenny on May 2, 2008 11:19:05 GMT
Oh, ok. I get ya now I was being slow yesterday (and every other day).
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