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Post by claaaaiire on Dec 6, 2009 0:37:41 GMT
Mais oui Thomas, 50 posts is an inachievable goal. I like the way french people say Thomas. As drunken posts were promised, here is the first of many. I am making a superhuman effort to ensure it is coherent. Or, at the very least, in English.
Website. The website knows me. It is advertising my favourite pair of shoes from Schuh.
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Post by claaaaiire on Dec 6, 2009 0:42:47 GMT
PS - I tried to spam the message board when I was waiting outside the cinema for the horribly violent film to end so I could retrieve my bag BUT my phone thinks the content on this page is unsuitable for under 18s. It does not care that I am 18. But I am worried about what goes on here.
Also, I've signed in for six hours accidentally. REST ASSURED I will not be on this until 7am. Hopefully.
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Post by An Cat. on Dec 6, 2009 1:16:41 GMT
"Hopefully". Ahaha, that's what they all say! (Says me, deciding to check this at 01.15am. Anything to procrastinate from going to bed!!!)
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Post by McBain on Dec 6, 2009 12:24:39 GMT
And thus it sets in. This forum is 10 times more addictive than most narcotics. Especially when essays are due or you're trying to revise for exams.
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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 6, 2009 14:02:20 GMT
When me and Stewart reach a thousand posts, we get The Alpha and Omega. I have also been told, as far as I can remember, that that Turnip Head thing is up there still! Go on Stewart; you can do it! ;D Oh, yes, also, sorry Claire for making you go to see that rather violent film. We should have asked first. At least, I should have asked first. Also, I had a thought last night, that I probably;y should never answer the phone ever again...
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Post by claaaaiire on Dec 6, 2009 20:05:07 GMT
Don't be sorry, it was my own fault for not bothering to find out what the film was actually about before agreeing to go and see it. I am pathetic. I'm glad I went anyway I don't like to miss an opportunity to embarrass myself.
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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 6, 2009 21:11:29 GMT
Ah, yes. It's nice to see you're fitting in nicely!
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Post by Someguy on Dec 6, 2009 23:14:40 GMT
I will retire from the forum the very post BEFORE that rank. This I pledge.
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
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Post by Starlong on Dec 7, 2009 2:59:06 GMT
Bex, the only reason that happened to the person answering the phone was because they said "I can do whatever I want" implying it had no consequences, that they had acended above the rank of mere mortal. Had they not defied the world, the world wouldn't have retorted in such a poetically stinging way! - is my 2 pennies. Claire, they'll be plenty more times for all of us to embarrass ourselves. Good times are to be had Stewart. I'm going to arrange it so that the Turnip Rank is achieved at an illoigcally random number, nowhere near a sensible level transistion point. Thus, every post is a risk, such a very large risk muhahaha!
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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 7, 2009 11:34:48 GMT
2 pennies... yes... of course...
I have three lying beside me. I wonder if I should pick them up or not...?
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Post by Spidey on Dec 7, 2009 11:51:13 GMT
Yes. I'm sure they aren't rigged to explode.
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Post by Someguy on Dec 7, 2009 13:49:29 GMT
Are ya sure? Hm? Are ya? Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck...
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Tenacious Typer
Eyes of Doom!
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Post by Dr Zaze on Dec 7, 2009 19:45:47 GMT
Feeling lucky?
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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 7, 2009 20:21:51 GMT
Damn! I knew I'd forgotten something! At least I'm not gonna be mentioned on the Darwin Awards: www.darwinarwards.comYou, know, every time I come on this thread, the first thing I see is "Mais oui, Thomas." It's getting drummed into my head. <finds handy gun and shoots herself in the head> Ah, that's better!
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Post by Someguy on Dec 7, 2009 20:42:04 GMT
Use a bigger gun next time.
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