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Post by McBain on Jan 18, 2010 9:44:03 GMT
Whereupon the passing policefolk will remind Tom of the countries laws on drinking in the street, the follies of doing it in BROAD DAYLIGHT and cart him off in a paddywagon so that he might share a cell for the night with a brick shit-house called Cindi.
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Post by Someguy on Jan 19, 2010 12:01:33 GMT
Who has bits of the last cell-mate he enjoyed still sticking in his teeth.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 19, 2010 14:42:08 GMT
I'm beginning to think that I will be drinking alcohol worth 0 units. I'm getting more bloody lethargic as time goes on. Just want to fall over and lie there for quite some time... This is payback for beating Zaze one too many times at pool... (10 times, in case you were wondering. ) Zaze.... hurry up and become an immunologist and find a frigging cure for the common cold. There must be some way of stopping it from changing its formation every two seconds...
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Post by Someguy on Jan 21, 2010 14:38:53 GMT
In my experience, ain't no common cold that can survive napalm. Ingested directly, twice a day.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 21, 2010 15:50:27 GMT
I think I'll stick to having the cold...
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Post by Spidey on Apr 25, 2010 20:31:11 GMT
VODKA.
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 25, 2010 22:51:26 GMT
Is this an offer of the kind where the vodka (with Coke or Irn Bru) is free?
If so, how, where, when, who, and, just for the hell of it, why?
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Post by Spidey on Apr 25, 2010 23:17:43 GMT
There ain't no such thing as a free ... vodka...
...TANSTAAFV?
Unless you steal the Glen's Ross left in my flat before I give it to my mum, that is. I don't drink Glen's. It tastes like shattered dreams.
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Post by McBain on Apr 26, 2010 12:52:28 GMT
You really think so? I think it tastes more like bitter dissapointment. Gin, that's more like shattered dreams.
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Post by Someguy on Apr 26, 2010 17:43:10 GMT
Shattered dreams is what an empty bottle tastes like. That and glass. And blood. Lots and lots of blood.
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Post by Spidey on Apr 28, 2010 3:04:24 GMT
And now I am reminded of the existence of One Guy One Jar, or whatever it's called. Thanks for that. Maybe I'll drink the vodka after all to drown the memory.
Also, I just lost the game.
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
Posts: 938
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Post by Starlong on Apr 28, 2010 3:08:16 GMT
Damn you and your game. You owe me JD :/ (except I'll take payment in beer)
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 28, 2010 12:30:22 GMT
Oh! Oh, God! I just Googled that! Thank God I read the thing - I do not want to be playing the video here...
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Post by Spidey on Apr 28, 2010 15:01:21 GMT
Awesome! I wasn't even trying to destroy more of Rebecca's innocence. I must get bonus points for that.
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 29, 2010 8:53:04 GMT
<glares>
Really, really want to start using the karma thing, just to smite you, but I don't think it's such a good idea.
I shall resist.
Barely...
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