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Post by Spidey on Mar 22, 2010 23:26:57 GMT
Guys, I gave you all explicit instructions not to let this happen. I am shaking my head in a disapproving manner at you all.
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Post by McBain on Mar 23, 2010 10:04:11 GMT
If we're convincing enough, I'm sure we could tempt Stewart in abandoning his dissertation in favour of Final Fantasy... what is it, XIII?
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Post by Someguy on Mar 23, 2010 11:35:00 GMT
Not gonna happen. With regards to the new FF game, I would refer you to my opinions of the Tim Burton film. That, and there appears to be a shrieky girl with a shrieky voice actor in the game, the sort of person I would spend most of the game trying and failing to mentally block out; a task made impossible by the pitch of squealiness this little runt's voice actor feels it necessary to violate my eardrums with. In fact, all the characters look and sound duller than a Mortician's Disco with grey strobe lighting. The black dude, f'r instance, looks like he has as much charisma as Rimmer's fingernail.
I also hear tell that the game is very, very, very, very linear. Being honest, this series died for me three or four games ago.
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Post by McBain on Mar 23, 2010 13:30:38 GMT
Very well, we'll find you something new to get addicted to.
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Post by Spidey on Mar 24, 2010 1:42:27 GMT
CRACK COCAINE.
Oh, that's only funny because I'm drunk. Never mind.
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Post by Someguy on Mar 24, 2010 11:52:45 GMT
*Exhales; suspicious smoke fills the digital forum halls*
What's funny? Man, is good sheeeet, puente
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Post by Someguy on Mar 24, 2010 11:54:03 GMT
Seeing as Rob was made aware of my sudden and completely NATURAL restoration of karma, I am going to savour the moment before he comes in and levels it again, so to speak.
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*Dances*
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
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Post by Starlong on Mar 24, 2010 17:37:31 GMT
Is having 13 Karma good or unlucky? Or is it good in an unlucky way? Will you walk down the street and get hit by the delorean but then be taken by Doc Brown to the future where they can rebuild you, because they have the technology, where they rebuild you faster, stronger, better, but then code in obedience commands and use you to to destroy innocent worlds and burn civilization which admittedly is fun, forced obedience or no, but you also burn down the breweries and casinos and brothels and all the best parts of our enlightened future society which sucks and so vow to break your programming and you eventually do break it with the help of a beautiful half alien half cyborg traveler of the stars who is the only being to understand you and so you form a bond of love and travel the cosmos together but in overthrowing the forces of darkness that would snuff out the galaxy she gives her life to save you and her people and they make you their king so you have ultimate ruler-ship of the galaxy but loose the only thing that truly mattered?
Is that the kind of mixed fate that a Karma of 13 will have? Is it worth it? Maybe I should smite you back down to twelve, just to be safe...
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Post by Spidey on Mar 24, 2010 17:47:19 GMT
At least it would give him great material for an autobiographical novel.
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Post by Shovelling Stevens on Mar 24, 2010 17:54:51 GMT
I think we should take off and nuke his entire karma from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...
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teabag
Corporal Punishment
me in action :D
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Post by teabag on Mar 25, 2010 10:13:13 GMT
so you arent stuart then. hmmm... WHO ARE YOU!!?!?!?!?
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Post by Niggle on Mar 25, 2010 13:26:21 GMT
It's Stewart's fault I keep losing cutlery.
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teabag
Corporal Punishment
me in action :D
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Post by teabag on Mar 25, 2010 18:32:33 GMT
its stewarts fault we dont know who shovelling stevens is.
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Post by Someguy on Mar 25, 2010 18:43:36 GMT
With regards to that long spiel regarding cosmos travelling and whatnot, do I get back in time to hand my dissertation in?
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
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Post by Starlong on Mar 25, 2010 19:11:25 GMT
Yes, but an alternate reality version of you that was impregnated by a mind-stealer who serves the evil empire that you are destined to topple in the future came through a portal and wiped out the earth half an hour after the deadline was due. It doesn't kill you in the past because that would cause a paradox, it just happened to piss future you off. Which it did, or rather will.
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