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Post by McBain on Aug 20, 2010 16:42:03 GMT
They're right dammit! We have to destroy that thing.
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teabag
Corporal Punishment
me in action :D
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Post by teabag on Aug 22, 2010 16:08:40 GMT
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Post by Someguy on Aug 22, 2010 19:08:47 GMT
What are we now, a detective agency?
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Actually, that's much more exciting. Let's turn Writers into a Detective Agency.
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Post by McBain on Aug 22, 2010 19:39:57 GMT
I've been doing it on the side for a year now, why the hell not?
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Post by Fire Bear on Aug 22, 2010 20:55:45 GMT
Yes! Let's do that!
I'm swinging to do that in later life, anyway...
I'm on forensic investigations! Pete could determine their psychological state!
And Stewart could just... interrogate people?
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Post by McBain on Aug 22, 2010 21:05:15 GMT
No longer doing psychology, do try to keep up. I could front the operation. People would feel confident about hiring a detective who wears a long coat and hat, drinks his whiskey straight and has stubble on a semi-permanent basis. I'm sure I can learn to hate the world and display a certain level of misogyny while I'm at it.
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Post by Fire Bear on Aug 22, 2010 21:06:40 GMT
Yeah, well - we need to find a Sherlock Holmes...
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Post by McBain on Aug 22, 2010 21:10:50 GMT
No you don't. A real Sherlock would drive you mad. Aside from being a drug fiend and arrogantly pompous in the face of those beneath his intellect, he shows no interest in mysteries that aren't "interesting", doesn't always send bad guys to prison and...
Actually, no, that's everything you need to know. Fun to read about, nightmare to work with. Believe me, I tried.
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Post by Fire Bear on Aug 22, 2010 21:15:50 GMT
He doesn't need to be around all the time - just for the more difficult mysteries...
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Post by McBain on Aug 22, 2010 21:33:39 GMT
There are no difficult mysteries.
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Post by Someguy on Aug 23, 2010 22:15:03 GMT
I will interrogate them with my new Koncho trick.
"Death of a Thousand Years!"
Maybe talk at them for a bit. Threaten to live in their house. That sort of thing.
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Post by Spidey on Aug 24, 2010 0:18:00 GMT
I only got halfway through before I choked on my coffee and had to pause.
"Is there something in your pocket?" "No, I think I'm evolving."
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Post by Fire Bear on Aug 24, 2010 12:23:18 GMT
The best thing about that was that, near the end, just as he was setting his Pikachu on those two guys, someone signed on MSN - and the noise for people signing on is "Pikachu!" ;D
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Post by McBain on Aug 27, 2010 22:43:47 GMT
Oh! Now Ricky-O makes so much more sense.
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enigma
Tenacious Typer
It's OK to be not OK... And it's perfect to be not perfect.
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Post by enigma on Sept 8, 2010 21:57:40 GMT
anyone who laughs at this is going straight to hell. I hope this is clear. Attachments:
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