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Post by Someguy on Jun 22, 2011 21:29:40 GMT
'You strap your Fists to your back and head out for some adventure'
Hell yeah, you do.
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Post by Someguy on Jun 22, 2011 21:32:07 GMT
'You think for a moment, unsure of whether to ask. Eventually you decide to go for it. "Yes. Why do you measure everything you see in terms of numbers and statistics in some sort of computer game?"
The Corporal smiles. "For the SAME reason you have your FISTS strapped to your BACK, sunshine."
I love this game.
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Post by Spidey on Jun 22, 2011 22:14:59 GMT
Seriously, Pete wasn't kidding. This game was either made by you or for you.
I went to the Clan Hall and was like, "10k? No way!" and then realised I already have over 40k in the bank and no frickin' idea what to spend it on. So, yeah. We're the cleverly-named "Writers".
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Post by McBain on Jun 23, 2011 18:26:23 GMT
Did anyone else purchase the Budget Horse at the beginning of the game?
Best. Investment. Ever.
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Post by Someguy on Jun 23, 2011 18:36:11 GMT
Did anyone else encounter a bowl of curry, eat it, and then be attacked by their own tongue? I totally KO'd my tongue. In retrospect, no-one won that day.
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Post by Someguy on Jun 23, 2011 18:36:58 GMT
Also, the Pope appears to be spork-proof. Be warned.
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Post by Someguy on Jun 23, 2011 19:29:18 GMT
Pete, did you rape Doctor Emmett Brown?
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Post by McBain on Jun 23, 2011 19:52:51 GMT
Oh, am I the only one who assaults my fellow players with the cameras?
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Post by Someguy on Jun 23, 2011 19:59:09 GMT
Fellow players is not the issue here! This is Doctor Emmett Brown we're talking about.
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Post by Spidey on Jun 24, 2011 8:29:30 GMT
Did anyone else purchase the Budget Horse at the beginning of the game? I bought a Budget Horse, then "upgraded" to a Magical Meat thingy idk, which then RAN AWAY. It was good while it lasted, but seriously, what just happened. D:
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Post by McBain on Jun 24, 2011 8:52:48 GMT
Well I bought a Budget Horse, but he died. His final request, as I cradled him in my arms, was that I tell his son not to make the same mistakes and find himself a better job.
Then, quite improbably, his son turns up and asks what his father's last wishes were. Naturally I tell him that his father wanted him to continue his legacy and become my new mount. Yes, I'm a bastard.
Eventually, Son of Budget Horse decided he had to ask to leave my service in order to tend to his excessively large family. Apparently his wife couldn't tend to their six toddlers on account of her wooden legs and wooden arms or some excuse like that.
Being the kind individual that I am, I offered to make Son of Budget Horse's primary problem disappear if he built me a chariot. I now ride Grandchildren of Budget Horse and am most certainly going to hell.
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Post by Someguy on Jun 24, 2011 11:54:41 GMT
In which case, you're gonna need all the karma you can get.
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Post by Niggle on Jun 25, 2011 20:52:23 GMT
I have cotton pyjamas with bunnies.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jun 25, 2011 23:39:05 GMT
Why are you not in the Writers' Clan - get to it!
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Post by McBain on Jun 26, 2011 0:08:27 GMT
I don't actually think she's signed up. She took one look at the weird stuff on this thread and decided to fabricate something to confuse us.
Or perhaps it's not a fabrication, I could easily picture Heather as owning cotton pyjamas with bunnies and she's merely here to brag.
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