mojojojoe
Tenacious Typer
The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Jan 9, 2009 21:14:31 GMT
But will she say no to Stewart? Local bookies are taking bets now.
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Post by MoeMeister on Jan 9, 2009 21:30:49 GMT
I'm interested how Stewart is being compared to Otto von Bismark!
And £20 says he gets success.
Who could resist such charm and stories, involving multicoloured barons and heart-attacking ogres!
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Post by Someguy on Jan 11, 2009 11:21:27 GMT
I'd like to unite HER country!
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Post by McBain on Jan 11, 2009 13:01:31 GMT
After that shameful statement I'll start taking bets. The best odds I can give you are 9-1. Any takers?
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
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Post by Starlong on Jan 12, 2009 3:50:25 GMT
Stewart... That you seem to claim knowledge of what transpires in such areas of my anatomy are very disturbing indeed... Though you got your facts wrong, there never WAS a porcupine! You, my friend, have been double bluffed, or is it just bluffed, or maybe tricked... Perhaps fooled- ah this rebuttal has broken, but let us end these tails of porcupine's tales and move on :s Shouldn't we start a new thread for Someguy's womanizing conquests? Past, present, and future? This thread is supposed to be about food after all and the two topics should really not be meshed
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Post by Someguy on Jan 12, 2009 18:53:51 GMT
It will be a short thread.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 12, 2009 20:27:31 GMT
Yeah, really short.
By, "I'm telling you anything, mister" or whatever I said, I was referring to when she turns 18.
I would bet that she would say no, mainly for the fact that Stewart shall never ask her, because; 1) She doesn't ever talk to him. 2) He doesn't know where we live. 3) I would kill him in a horrible fashion so horrible even I can't think about it....
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Post by MoeMeister on Jan 12, 2009 21:31:07 GMT
That didn't stop him asking out MY sister!
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mojojojoe
Tenacious Typer
The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Jan 12, 2009 22:06:54 GMT
That's 'cause your sister's HAWT.
And I think Stewart's sister is also hot. I've met her once, I think, and I think she was hot.
And Mike's sister.
And Castherine's sister.
Oh man sisters! They are so hot.
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Post by Someguy on Jan 14, 2009 19:27:39 GMT
Euan has a sister?
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Post by MoeMeister on Jan 15, 2009 12:05:27 GMT
When have you seen my sister to have an opinion on her looks, mr mojoe?
*cracks knuckles*
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mojojojoe
Tenacious Typer
The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Jan 15, 2009 14:51:31 GMT
The fact that you are so defensive of her and that you are preparing to hit me to stop talking about her means that she is a stunning goddess who awaits apprehensively on a bed garbed with white silk whereupon I shall take her untouched innocence.
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Post by MoeMeister on Jan 15, 2009 18:02:40 GMT
Nah, my sister's 4 years older than me and could probably kick my ass is she wanted to. Plus I never care who attempts to date her.
Unless they're an utter douche!
And with that description, you've obviously never met her!
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kitty
Captain of the Forum
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Post by kitty on Jan 15, 2009 21:18:52 GMT
And Castherine's sister. Oh man sisters! They are so hot. There is no s in my name, you fat-fingered sister-stalker. And guys, Stewart and Joe just want to sex us all up in a younger, more female form. We should feel flattered rather than defensive.
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Post by Someguy on Jan 15, 2009 23:17:17 GMT
Nah. I just like watching hell break loose *yawn*.
Now, who here has a crippled cousin?
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