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Post by rashelie on Dec 29, 2008 9:33:28 GMT
This year I was slightly smug about Dinner and made everything from scratch. It's one of those strange personal goals. So here's what my menu looked like:
Starter - Prawns with thousand island dressing
mains - Calavo nero and roasted red pepper pesto roulade Honey roast ham Chicken breast
sides - crispy roast potatoes sweet potato wedges ginger cucumber salad beet and orange salad with smoked garlic greek peas with tomato and dill broccoli with lemon almond butter
desserts - Hazelnut praline cake Key lime ice cream pie snacks - brandy, almond and amaretto truffles gingerbread cookies shortbread Halva gingerbread cake banana dumpling tortilla chips guacamole salsa garlic bread tzidiki houmus So what did everyone else feast on this festive season?
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Post by Someguy on Dec 29, 2008 17:04:14 GMT
Interesting first post. Here's my Christmas Menu:
To start, a single pea, split three ways for me, my mum, and my sister.
To follow, a hastily microwaved M&S turkey dinner replete with two-week old pineapple slices drifting about in a bowl of their own remanded fluids, all washed down by two gallons of pain-killers.
For desert, Pride.
Merry fucking Christmas.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 3, 2009 22:33:21 GMT
You're an idiot Stewart.
But who are you rashelie? Haven't seen you on the forum before...?
Oh, and... I can't remember what I had for Christmas, since I had two big dinners in two days. And then again at the new year...
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Post by Someguy on Jan 5, 2009 21:27:01 GMT
Another fascinating post about food there.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 6, 2009 11:52:29 GMT
Shut up!
Just 'cause I have a really strange, selective memory, doesn't mean you can be sarcastic about it!
(As my wee sister would say, LOL!)
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Post by Someguy on Jan 6, 2009 20:45:03 GMT
'Oh, and...I can't remember what I had for Christmas, since I had two big dinners in two days.' -Firebear
That's quite the memory you have there, remembering that you had meals on two days in succession.
And actually it does mean I can be sarcastic. Know why? Cause I can.
Hmhmhm...
Hmhmhm-!
MNYAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!
And let me know when your sister hits sixteen, what?!
MNYAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!
(If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this post, please contact our hotline on 0800-924-BARON. Remember; only YOU can stand up to the Baron and prevent ego-fires.)
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Starlong
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Post by Starlong on Jan 6, 2009 22:03:26 GMT
I like cheese... I don't think there was cheese at christmas. That made me sad
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mojojojoe
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The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Jan 6, 2009 22:03:55 GMT
That is not a real hotline number! I tried it and I'm disturbed by the results.
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Post by kitty on Jan 6, 2009 23:55:13 GMT
If it's not a real number how can you be disturbed by it?
And I have to say I have been enjoying this sarcastic run you've been having stewart. I open up the last ten posts with the thought 'oh i wonder if he's said something scathing today' and I have not been disappointed yet.
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Post by Someguy on Jan 7, 2009 21:34:56 GMT
Pissing impotent rage over people is great fun, I must admit.
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Starlong
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Post by Starlong on Jan 8, 2009 13:23:43 GMT
But it's only impotent rage if you see it as such. Everyone else on the forum might instead imagine that the reason for your style of typing is clearly because you accidently sat upon a purple tailed porcupine. I mean, it's just obvious!
And on the subject of christmas dinner: There was turkey. Everything else just doesn't seem that important after you mention the turkey... Apart from the duck mayhaps ^^
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Post by MoeMeister on Jan 8, 2009 14:25:38 GMT
Sounds like you had a pretty fancy christmas dinner with turkey and duck!
All I got with the turkey was a flaming napkin.
No wait, the napkin on fire was last year. This year it was a bag of mints with the turkey!
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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 8, 2009 21:48:54 GMT
Excuse me! Let you know when she's 16!
I'm not letting you know anything, mister!
Besides, you're probably not her type... and she's just got out of a "relationship" - and the same will probably be true when she turns 16.
Oh, and I think, in years time, you'll be too old for her. (As opposed to now when you're not?)
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Post by Someguy on Jan 8, 2009 23:03:42 GMT
'I'm not letting you know anything, mister!'
Followed by:
'-she's just got out of a relationship-'
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Do I smell rebound? I definitely smell rebound. Smells like...vulnerability. Giggity. May the Spirit of Bismarck the Prussian Opportunist guide me to Victory!
Mnyaaaaaaaa-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(And Tom, the only purple porcupine around here is the one that crawled up your arse, spasmed, and then died. His name was Charlie. I shall be recovering the body soon, one way or another.)
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Post by kitty on Jan 8, 2009 23:21:40 GMT
Ah Christ, she's doomed. Nobody ever said no to Otto Von Bismarck and survived to tell the tale.
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