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Post by Someguy on Apr 29, 2009 16:56:16 GMT
...
Hm-hm-hm-hm...
Hm-hm-hm-hm-!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! HEAR MY ROAR! MY SOON TO BE SECRETARIAL ROAR! MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH!
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
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Post by Starlong on Apr 29, 2009 18:33:35 GMT
Just remember that you have been elected by the people: the people give'th, and the people take'th away... Whenever we feel like it That's right, I'm comparing us all to God; it makes a cetain kind of sense when you think about what people can actually get done when they band together.
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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 30, 2009 13:56:35 GMT
It looks like Emma may need to bring her whip in several times next year...
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Post by Someguy on Apr 30, 2009 18:30:24 GMT
No worries. I got life insurance with whip coverage for the next five years. That said, there's nothing to be gained from flogging a dead sporse.
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Dr Zaze
Tenacious Typer
Eyes of Doom!
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Post by Dr Zaze on May 2, 2009 17:57:25 GMT
Now *that* would be an interesting title... "The Taming of the Stewart: The Whiplash Edition" ;D
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Post by Fire Bear on May 3, 2009 18:29:08 GMT
Whiplash in his ass! His shiny, metal ass!
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Post by McBain on May 4, 2009 20:06:10 GMT
I was going to contribute something witty and scathing to this conversation but the last post doesn't really set me up well.
Oh well, onto the god remark. How dare you insinuate that we can be compared to God!
God compares himself to us before breaking down in tears and eating three tons of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food.
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Dr Zaze
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Post by Dr Zaze on May 5, 2009 23:55:50 GMT
YUM YUM YUM! Phish Food... I take it God isn't good enough for Caramel Chew Chew?
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Post by McBain on May 6, 2009 21:17:18 GMT
depends on his mood
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Post by Someguy on May 8, 2009 22:38:42 GMT
...metal ass? Let me sit down and think about that one-
*chink-clunk*
Oh. Well, I did wonder. Time to ass someone! Inverted lunge!
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Dr Zaze
Tenacious Typer
Eyes of Doom!
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Post by Dr Zaze on May 11, 2009 9:55:52 GMT
*cringe*
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Post by McBain on May 11, 2009 17:08:08 GMT
No need to cringe, I recently acquired a titanium spiked cod-piece from a Hair Metal auction site. Stewart tries anything of such a nature and he shall be buggered to death.
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Post by Someguy on May 12, 2009 22:08:50 GMT
Stewart knows no fear! Inverted Kamikaze Lunge!
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Post by McBain on May 13, 2009 14:39:45 GMT
Did I mention they were rusty? Oh, yes, I'm sure I did.
Congratulations Stewart, you have just contracted Tetanus of the Anus.
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Post by Someguy on May 13, 2009 16:51:25 GMT
You mean Titanus, the Titanium derivative of Tetanus. That, when alloyed with the metal of my ass, forms an unbreakable substance known as Adamantium. Now I have an adamantium back and an adamantium ass! And great hair!
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