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Post by Someguy on Apr 26, 2008 11:37:27 GMT
Under the watchful eye of Bob and his two fiendish pals, I made my first ever attempt at picking up a girl I met in Firewater last night. She was 25. Needless to say, I was shot down in fiery, fiery flames. Something about being cute, in a younger brother kind of way *cringe*.
Which brings us to the point of this new thread: What's the worst/best put down you've ever had? As for this budding socialite, the battle was lost but the war is not over! Let the good times roll!
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Post by Miss O'Jenny on Apr 26, 2008 15:26:41 GMT
I must say that I have never had any particularly good ones. Girls who like girls generally don't say no, and I don't think "Sorry, but I'm straight." is particularly scathing.
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mojojojoe
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The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Apr 28, 2008 13:47:00 GMT
I've never been put down! Muahahaaa!
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Post by Someguy on Apr 28, 2008 17:41:04 GMT
...Or maybe you have been put down and just never realized it because of the reinforced bubble of cotton wool encapsulating your skull which prevents such experiences from entering your fragile, fragile psyche. Or maybe you were just too tanked up to notice, one of the two. Muahahaaa! (I will now hire and send out 'put-down girls' to all your favourite haunts so that when you do go scouting for girls, chances are you will come across one of these proverbial 'landmines' and have your esteem crushe'd beyond repair! Muahahaaa!)
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mojojojoe
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The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Apr 29, 2008 1:48:42 GMT
Pfft. they'll all defect to the land of Joe
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kitty
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Post by kitty on Apr 29, 2008 8:02:11 GMT
Where on earth do you hire put-down girls? Are they like reverse whores? You pay them to not sleep with your mate.
I can't think of a time I've been rejected that wasn't 'I already have a girlfriend'. The laugh is I've only ever approached one guy to be knocked back with that answer but I hear it so often. They tend to seek me out then tell me of their other halves whilst flirting. I'm not entirely sure why. Other ones include telling me how mad, crazy or oh curious was a good one as some sort of pick up line. I'd say insulting pick ups count as put downs but maybe I'm too fussy.
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bob
Corporal Punishment
Video games are awesome!
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Post by bob on Apr 29, 2008 9:58:20 GMT
"eww you just spat in my face" "you smell like vomit" being told to fuck off in french
and of course, while not exactly a put down
"Is that it?!"
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Post by Miss O'Jenny on Apr 29, 2008 22:48:24 GMT
You don't really need to *hire* put down girls. You just show them all a picture and say: if this guy ever comes on to you, could you do be a favour and be scathingly harsh in putting him down.
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kitty
Captain of the Forum
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Post by kitty on Apr 30, 2008 13:30:19 GMT
Damn I was hoping to make some easy money. Being scathingly harsh hasn't paid the bills so far.
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Post by Miss O'Jenny on May 1, 2008 22:14:06 GMT
Advertise Just be careful about your wording. My granny wanted me to advertise for work in the paper... Something along the lines of: Enthusiastic girl looking for work. Will do anything. My mom wasn't happy!
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