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Post by Someguy on May 8, 2008 19:54:40 GMT
Speaking of that, I've got a rather excellent CD with only one song on it entitled 'The Smoking Ban Song'. Can't remember where it came from but some of the lines were great:
'So I am pleading guilty, your honour/ On possession plenty dope. Don't gie me bail, I want the jail/ So 'I' can fuckin' smoke. "But smoking is bad for your health,"/ Aye, we all know that. But so's a Stanley knife/ AND A FUCKIN' BASEBALL BAT!
It even has a constant storm of coughing and wheezing in the background instead of back-up singers. Oh, and farting noises.
Class.
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kitty
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Post by kitty on May 8, 2008 20:47:34 GMT
To bring the tone back up from fart noises, I had a French teacher who used to rant about a range of different of things that annoyed her in Scotland. One of them being smoking which wasn't nearly as bad as binge drinking since we all "got so drunk that we couldn't even push our bicycles straight and were sick everywhere and the rape!" She said she'd take her chance with the cancer.
I loved her so.
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mojojojoe
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Post by mojojojoe on May 24, 2008 18:08:21 GMT
I once had an art teacher who would walk over to some pupils, pretend to look at their work with a contemplative face, fart, then walk swiftly away leaving the two hapless partners to sniff ans look at each other suspiciously. But then we got wise...
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Post by Miss O'Jenny on Jun 2, 2008 18:55:55 GMT
My teachers were all passed out drunk on the desk or pulling each other all the time... so we never got any cool moments On smoking: I have a friend who said, quite seriously, that the smoking ban was the best birthday present he had ever got (it came into force on his birthday). I personally find non-smokey pubs quite a bizarre experience. On smoking on TV: You could always watch The Smoking Room. It's a bit shit, but all they ever do is smoke. Lulz.
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