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Post by McBain on Dec 10, 2009 22:12:29 GMT
Part II of "Let's Tempt Rebecca!" Yes, I'm evil but at least you get to have fun whilst blaming me for starting it.
You know the drill by now, so let's get quoting.
Oh, and Tom? You dare to say "Smoke me a kipper..." and you shall be smited.
Lister: I'm gonna get a sheep and a cow, and breed horses. Rimmer: ...With a sheep and a cow? Lister: No, with horses and horses.
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Post by Someguy on Dec 11, 2009 13:43:25 GMT
"Learning drugs, Lister? They're illegal! Where d'you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates." "Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning!"
"What...does this mean? What does ANY of this mean?! I HAVE COVERED MYSELF IN COMPLETE AND UTTER GIBBERISH!"
[After Kryten finishes Rimmer's portrait. Has depicted him sitting on a toilet. A recurring theme for Kryten, actually.] "What...are you doing?" demands Rimmer. [Kryten tosses the brush and palette away, saunters up to him] "What'cha got?"
[After replacing Kryten's head with a spare, removing the guilt-chip, at breakfast next morning. Table laden with all sorts of unhealthy food.] "This is all a little excessive isn't it?" "Who cares! Pork away!" [then uses a whisk plugged into his groin attachment to stir their drinks before lighting up a cigarette.]
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Post by McBain on Dec 11, 2009 18:14:24 GMT
Think you missed a bit in the middle of your third quote.
Rimmer: If you must know, I wrote a discourse on porous circuits that was simlpy too radical, too unconventional, too mold-breaking for the examiners to accept. Lister: Yeah, you said you were a fish.
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Starlong
The Master
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Post by Starlong on Dec 12, 2009 20:03:07 GMT
Kryten, in pieces in the middle of a crash zone with a log recorder: 'Date: unknown. Location: unkown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should anyone find this recording it might shed some light on what happened here.' 'I have suffered extreme damage to my exoskeliton and am unable to move. Also, I believe that my proximity to the exposed drive reactor is causing short term memory loss. I also belive that exposure to the exposed drive reactor will cause short term memory loss. This, coupled with the loss of my short term memory...'
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Post by Someguy on Dec 12, 2009 21:02:54 GMT
From thew episode 'Backwards', where everything goes backwards.
"Where's Cat?"
"He's, eh, you know. In the bushes."
Pause.
"We've got to stop him!"
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Post by McBain on Dec 12, 2009 21:30:27 GMT
The scene after Kryten's crash when his hand finds Lister. Can't quote it because it's not as good without the reaction shots of Cat and Lister typing.
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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 17, 2009 14:33:15 GMT
Kryten: They've taken Mr. Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr. Rimmer! Cat:Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back!
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Cat: Good chicken. Kryten: That's not chicken, sirs. Cat: What is it? Kryten: It's that man we found. [Rimmer laughs evilly. The best laugh ever.]
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(This one is copied from IMDB, cause I cannae be bothered writing it out. Also, it is rather hard to remember the whole quote exactly.)
[Rimmer is drunk and determined to reveal how many times he's had sex] Rimmer: Once. Lister: Smeg. Rimmer: One time only. Lister: [Covers his ears] Don't tell me this Rimmer. You'll want to kill yourself in the mornin'. Rimmer: Yvonne McGruder. A single brief liaison with the ships female boxing champion. March 16, 7.31p.m to 7.43p.m. Lister: Please. Rimmer: Twelve minutes. Lister: Please. Rimmer: And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza. Lister: Please Rimmer. Rimmer: In my entire life, I've spent more time being sick.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 3, 2010 21:59:56 GMT
Rimmer: ... those guys would crawl across broken glass with their flies unzipped.
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Post by McBain on Jan 10, 2010 16:17:18 GMT
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Post by Fire Bear on Jan 12, 2010 20:27:48 GMT
Red Dwarf is just awesome full stop!
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