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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 18, 2009 19:59:17 GMT
Is just so amazingly bloody awesome!
It's unadulterated comedy genius!
Unlike that stupid cartoon, what's it called? Begins with 's'. Something to do with a park. Bloody awful, that.
"I've swallowed the little book of calm!"
"I don't even have a boat!" wails Bernard as Danny leaves the shop. ;D
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Post by claaaaiire on Dec 18, 2009 22:10:22 GMT
Dylan Moran is the love of my life. His stand up is amazing!
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Post by McBain on Dec 19, 2009 13:54:47 GMT
I don't remember any of his stand up. I remember watching it and laughing, but I can't quote it. I remember something about intelligent design and how our arses should be "all the way over there so I don't have to deal with it!" or something. Oh, and being really cruel to your descendants by defecating during a mealtime and reminding them that if they want to stay in the will, it's their job to clean up after you.
But seriously, that's it. I should remember more than two lines from a stand up show.
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Post by McBain on Dec 19, 2009 14:31:27 GMT
Oh yeah, should probably quote some Black Books whilst I'm here. Just to create some merriment and such.
Upon realising her date is not as interested as she would like him to be. Fran: Question what do the following people have in common: Elton John, Ian McKellan and Jean-Paul Gautier? Ben: Well they're all fabulous.
Bernard: I want less people in the shop. I'm sick of this! If We're not reordering this or that book, we're steaming milk for the bambaccinos. We're like a high street chain. They don't respect us because we've given them everything, Customers leave the shop Bernard:Wait a minute... Where did they go? What did we do? Where did they go? Manny: Well it's quarter to one, they went to get some food I think. Bernard: We've got coffee, is that not enough for them? Manny: You said you wanted less people in the shop. Bernard: Don't twist my words!
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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 19, 2009 19:27:19 GMT
Bernard: Gourmet food should be in towers. What is that? Manny: Soup. Bernard: Well, make it into a tower!
Bernard: All chefs should have burns.... Here.... [burns Manny's wrists]... I'll do mine later.
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Post by Dr Zaze on Dec 19, 2009 21:42:33 GMT
I'VE SEEN DYLAN MORAN!!
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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 20, 2009 19:28:31 GMT
A beard with an idiot hang off it! ;D See this, this is pure genius.
I love the whole "Dave's Syndrome" thing. Dave has his own syndrome! Ha! ;D
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Post by Dr Zaze on Dec 20, 2009 23:16:31 GMT
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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 21, 2009 13:10:07 GMT
You know, that fits in so well with your avatar... Zaze, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you have a condition called Dave's syndrome...
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Post by Dr Zaze on Dec 21, 2009 22:20:48 GMT
NOT TRUE!
For starters, there are no KO'd bodies in my wake.
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Or flaming torches.
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Or lack of clothes.
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Post by Fire Bear on Dec 22, 2009 18:52:36 GMT
That would be because it's lower than 88 oC or oF. Meant to go down to -18 tonight...
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Post by Dr Zaze on Dec 25, 2009 20:26:21 GMT
Bernard: The only thing that's going to bring me inner peace is a beard-seeking missile.
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Post by Spidey on Apr 24, 2010 0:08:12 GMT
The commentary is just as beautiful as the show itself. I love the noises they make during the opening bit every time.
"I had to go along with all this reclusive genius stuff. She's going to be very upset when she discovers I'm a reclusive wanker."
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Post by Niggle on Apr 24, 2010 12:36:23 GMT
Bernard: It's all waffle! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste. Manny: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating? Bernard: It's some sort of delicious biscuit. Manny: It's a coaster! Bernard: Really? Are there any more?
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