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Post by Fire Bear on Apr 28, 2010 12:35:37 GMT
I want to talk about cheesecake.
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My sister made some last night. As in, the version where you mix Philadelphia cheese and icing sugar together, spread it on a Digestive biscuit and place a strawberry delicately on top. Then eat.
Except, we had no strawberries, so it was minus the strawberries.
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Post by Someguy on May 1, 2010 18:21:02 GMT
Get out.
Just...get out.
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Starlong
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Post by Starlong on May 3, 2010 14:46:45 GMT
What you had there was cheesecake in practicality, but not in essence. ("It's cheesecake Jim, but not as we know it...") Without the strawberry it's incomplete, like Stewart's soul You don't have to get out though, failures are very much welcome in this forum (otherwise there wouldn't BE a forum)
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Post by Someguy on May 3, 2010 19:31:02 GMT
Bah. It just means I have to embark on a story of sorts to find the missing pieces of my soul, be they literal or metaphorical, depending on the story.
And then I will never be compared to un-cheesecake ever again. This is all I dream of (and being Karma King for a little while but that's already happened).
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Post by Fire Bear on May 3, 2010 22:04:36 GMT
The best cheesecake is the New York style cheesecake! ;D
Yes, I am just pretending that the previous posts were declarations of love for cheesecake...
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Post by Spidey on May 4, 2010 0:32:13 GMT
"I love cheesecake!"
"You're lactose intolerant."
"...I love the idea of cheesecake."
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Post by Fire Bear on May 4, 2010 22:48:03 GMT
Aw, Cati! We need to invent cheesecake which doesn't contain milk... To the kitchen!
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Post by Someguy on May 5, 2010 11:24:18 GMT
We could use flame retardant. That's kinda like milk.
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Post by Fire Bear on May 6, 2010 23:38:07 GMT
<narrows eyes>
Where's a bazooka when you need one...
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Post by McBain on May 7, 2010 7:50:48 GMT
Bazooka's are only available to those with shit that needs to be fucked. Your problem is not at that stage and can be dealt with easily if you apply some wit.
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Post by MoeMeister on May 7, 2010 8:23:04 GMT
I FUCKING LOVE CHEESECAKE!!!
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Post by McBain on May 7, 2010 16:17:34 GMT
Well said.
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Post by Someguy on May 7, 2010 22:53:25 GMT
If Euan were a tool, and he is, then he'd be that Crowbar of Wit that Becks should apply to this particular situation.
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Post by McBain on May 7, 2010 23:38:51 GMT
Cracking you over the head or prising you open?
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Post by Someguy on May 8, 2010 15:59:44 GMT
She could use it to open up the Crate of Whoop-ass.
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