Post by Fire Bear on Apr 30, 2010 10:23:19 GMT
(It's a TV show and not me stalking you.)
It's a comedy show poking fun at TV shows that have been on during the week. It shows you some awfully weird, strange and awful stuff. I'll give you some examples.
First was Blood and Spartacus. It's meant to be an American version of the story that is historically accurate. There are several things wrong with it. For instance, I'm not entirely sure if the Gladiators had sex with each other. Then there' this clip the showed you with the following exchange:
Random guy: Can we get you anything? Some water? Food? Some scented oils for your feet?
(Presumably) Spartacus: Water will be fine.
Random guy plus chorus: <guffaws>
They also guffaw at some poor guy being killed rather quickly during training. Then there was the epic Gladiator battle which shows you Presumably Spartacus defeating all his opponents. One guy had his legs sliced off. At the end of the fight, Spartacus turns and notices him crawling towards a weapon and spears the guy in the back with a javelin-type thing. He died rather spectacularly. With lots of gushing blood. That fountained into the air. For one thing, I'm pretty sure a chest wound doesn't do that. For another, should it really be appearing behind Spartacus? (In fairness, this may be the film-makers way of indicating that Spartacus had just killed a lot of people. Then again, with the rest of the clip, I think it was actually meant to be the victim's blood.)
Plus it was CGI blood.
Last night, the show was on again and it showed us the trailer for a horror film called The Human Centipede. This is apparently where a psycho surgeon decides he would like to partake in the ultimate experiment, joining three human beings together - via mouths and bums.
...
Just... why? It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and I've seen Team America.
It's disturbing.
Also, it's a two-parter...
It's a comedy show poking fun at TV shows that have been on during the week. It shows you some awfully weird, strange and awful stuff. I'll give you some examples.
First was Blood and Spartacus. It's meant to be an American version of the story that is historically accurate. There are several things wrong with it. For instance, I'm not entirely sure if the Gladiators had sex with each other. Then there' this clip the showed you with the following exchange:
Random guy: Can we get you anything? Some water? Food? Some scented oils for your feet?
(Presumably) Spartacus: Water will be fine.
Random guy plus chorus: <guffaws>
They also guffaw at some poor guy being killed rather quickly during training. Then there was the epic Gladiator battle which shows you Presumably Spartacus defeating all his opponents. One guy had his legs sliced off. At the end of the fight, Spartacus turns and notices him crawling towards a weapon and spears the guy in the back with a javelin-type thing. He died rather spectacularly. With lots of gushing blood. That fountained into the air. For one thing, I'm pretty sure a chest wound doesn't do that. For another, should it really be appearing behind Spartacus? (In fairness, this may be the film-makers way of indicating that Spartacus had just killed a lot of people. Then again, with the rest of the clip, I think it was actually meant to be the victim's blood.)
Plus it was CGI blood.
Last night, the show was on again and it showed us the trailer for a horror film called The Human Centipede. This is apparently where a psycho surgeon decides he would like to partake in the ultimate experiment, joining three human beings together - via mouths and bums.
...
Just... why? It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and I've seen Team America.
It's disturbing.
Also, it's a two-parter...