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Post by Someguy on May 3, 2010 19:08:17 GMT
Gentlemen. There is a game. An impossible game. Many have tried and failed, though a few have succeeded. It can be downloaded from: kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/The game's tagline is that you start the game with infinity lives... and you'll need every single one of them." I know what I'll be trying to do this summer. BECAUSE I WANNA BE THE GUY!
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Post by Spidey on May 4, 2010 0:21:37 GMT
APPLES! YOSHI CAN EAT THOSE APPLES! Or ... something...
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The dude's face on the "Downloads" page reminds me of the Somethingawful emoticon. I will be unable to take this game seriously.
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Post by McBain on May 4, 2010 10:40:32 GMT
Stewart, I shall see you pay dearly for this. I'm barely able to get past the first room. It took me all morning just to work out how to jump!
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Post by Someguy on May 4, 2010 14:10:40 GMT
Oh, Lord. Just wait until you see some of the shit that goes down later on. It makes your brand of evil look like it belongs on a pack of extra-soft Huggies.
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Post by McBain on May 4, 2010 17:06:05 GMT
Challenge accepted, I shall up my evil doing to compensate. You won't even realise I've done it, until it's too late. Mwahaha-cough cough, oh you get the idea.
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Post by Someguy on May 5, 2010 11:15:48 GMT
You want evil? Here's some true evil:
You will not see your Watchman comicbook again until you successfully complete this game.
Sorry, Pete! But your comicbook is ANOTHER castle!
GAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *Thunder- Flash*
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Post by Someguy on May 5, 2010 15:00:20 GMT
Have so far trashed Mike Tyson, scrapped Mecha-Birdo, and out-slogged Dracula. That's three red unit-things down, just three more to go before I can enter the Palace of The Guy and claim Guyhood.
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Post by Shovelling Stevens on May 5, 2010 23:29:31 GMT
I do not want to be the guy. He wants to be ME!
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Post by Someguy on May 8, 2010 16:00:42 GMT
The guy could take Shovelling Stevens.
That's how hard this game is.
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Post by McBain on May 10, 2010 15:55:53 GMT
I would not be surpirsed if Shovelling Stevens was the final boss.
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
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Post by Starlong on May 11, 2010 4:11:39 GMT
Nay! You have to hack the game and divide by zero in order to face Shovelling Stevens, surely?!?
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Post by Someguy on May 12, 2010 14:43:48 GMT
Have put the beat-down on Metroid boss, Bowser's clown airship-thing, and Zombie Zangief.
And now...
I am on my way...
To the Palace...
OF THE GUY! *Thunder...thunder...thunder-flash!*
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Post by Someguy on May 19, 2010 23:38:38 GMT
I am now The Guy. I will never trust the ending credits of a computer game ever again.
Ever. Ever.
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Post by McBain on May 20, 2010 15:06:26 GMT
Thanks for the warning.
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