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Post by Someguy on Jun 20, 2010 23:17:36 GMT
Hello. This is a friendly note (see thread title) directed to one of our fine number.
On the subject of handing out telephone numbers to complete strangers, please keep in mind the possibility that the aforementioned complete stranger will then text that person for phone-sex.
And here is where the note gets a little less friendly.
You, ----, are a goddamn dead woman.
Thank you for reading this friendly note. If it did not concern you, then I apologise for wasting your time. If it did concern you, then please make use of what tiny little time remains to you; for retribution will be swift upon you. RETRIBUTION WILL BE SWIFT UPON YOU.
(But seriously though, guys, don't hand my number out to anyone I barely know again, okay?)
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Post by Spidey on Jun 20, 2010 23:55:28 GMT
WHAT. Actually my first reaction was uncontrollable laughter. But WHAT. I did nothing. I believe you need to direct your rage towards one Ms Fire Bear. Don't red-text at me. Though I'm almost honoured that you used your thousandth post to threaten my life. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. ETA: oh, never mind. You used it to one-up the aforementioned bear of flames. I don't feel warm and fuzzy anymore. Though presumably she does, being a bear ... of flames... I'm sick, okay, I don't make sense when I'm sick and it's also really mean (and a little redundant) to threaten to kill me when my own lungs are probably going to do it for you. >( ETA AGAIN: wait are you sure it wasn't actually this that happened: i48.tinypic.com/2afiir9.jpg
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Post by Someguy on Jun 21, 2010 10:57:32 GMT
Heh. You know what? I just realised something.
This is all Tom's fault.
(Are you sick?)
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Post by Spidey on Jun 21, 2010 11:11:43 GMT
IT'S ALWAYS TOM'S FAULT. God damn. He'll pay one day.
And yes. Deathly, terribly sick. Definitely sick enough to get sympathy and not just being pathetic about something a few antihistamines would handle.
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
Posts: 938
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Post by Starlong on Jun 21, 2010 13:42:35 GMT
But is it my fault you're sick?
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Post by McBain on Jun 21, 2010 13:45:03 GMT
M-theory. We have learned of science which supports our accusations. Although technically this science makes it possible for all of us to have a hand in these events, we still choose to blame you.
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Post by Someguy on Jun 21, 2010 14:13:35 GMT
And then some.
Enjoy your hob-nobs, Tom.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jun 21, 2010 18:47:54 GMT
I do apologise.
I think I'd had alcohol by that point. I can't remember what order things happened in...
Also, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And I have no idea what you're talking about Miss Monti...
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Post by McBain on Jun 21, 2010 21:23:26 GMT
Ms. Fire Bear, Mr Someguy? Might I enquire as to which one of you is the Alpha and which one is the Omega?
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Post by Fire Bear on Jun 21, 2010 22:54:16 GMT
Dunno.
I'd rather not be the Alpha.
But Stewart seems to be more the Omega than anything else...
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Post by Someguy on Jun 22, 2010 10:23:34 GMT
I AM THE END OF ALL!
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Post by Spidey on Dec 15, 2011 1:59:09 GMT
I googled my name randomly, checking to see what incriminating things might turn up, and this thread is on the first page of results.
I forgot about this. Which is surprising, considering it was one of the funniest moments of my entire life. I REGRET NOTHING. I also remember, like a month afterwards, Dave and I watched an episode of HIMYM where two of the characters pretend to be a hot girl and text their friend using a different phone, laughing at the responses they get. Its fantastic relevance cured our hangovers on the spot.
...man, I hope none of my future prospective employers google my name.
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Post by Someguy on Dec 20, 2011 23:28:58 GMT
END OF ALL!
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