Poor neglected Euan. Don't worry, I'll make sure sim!you meets sim!Stewart next time I play. You can have a sordid love triangle with him and Tom.
So! It's that time again, folks. I should come up with a title. I guess "Writers Eastenders" doesn't really work.
We do, however, begin this episode with Tom confessing his love for Stewart:
Finally! Aw, those crazy kids. So yeah, that's like a soap opera. It sure will be once Euan meets them, anyway.
See, they're friends now! Stewart's so happy! Me, I'm just playing foosball by myself, like a cool kid, I guess.
"When he shuts up, I'm gonna make the
best sandwich..."
I have absolutely no idea what's happening here.
"LOL that Cati bitch is so lame." Bex is not impressed with you insulting me, Stewart.
Your friend rating still improved, though, or whatever. Wait, where exactly is Stewart's hand...?
...I'm not as nice as Bex. Apparently I think it's funny to insult her. Sorry, Bex.
Dave is far too dignified to have a tantrum when he can't use the computer. He puts his hand to his forehead like a damsel in distress, instead.
Um, this is pretty much exactly what happens when you leave Dave and I alone in a bar. Except switch out the books for phones.
SERIOUSLY, let Dave on the computer, guys. He's getting withdrawal symptoms. Also, I think this is the point at which Stewart and I were "talking about Tom's problems". I'm surprised there isn't a little thought bubble with a brick in it.
If real life were the Sims, I would have this symbol above my head
so often around Stewart. (Dave, meanwhile, gives up on his computing ambitions for now.)
So I guess Tom and Bex are talking about books or some shit who cares I mean DUDE WHAT IS ON TV? Is that a dancing cow? I want to watch this show.
Oh yeahhh, Kieron! He was at school all day, and when he got home he made mac'n'cheese for everyone. He's such a good son.
WOOOOO, Dave finally gets some time alone with his best friend.
I'm helping Kieron with his homework! Yeah, uh ... you might not want to bother handing that in. :\
Tom: "If by 'like the Loch Ness monster' you mean 'totally exists and is awesome'."
Dave: ...
Sadly, Tom still won't sleep with Stewart. They may be friends now, but they're not
that close. I'll fix this soon, don't worry~