Don't get excited. It's not sex.
So! People were feeling left out and I decided to create another family/house in The Sims 3. Also I was getting bored of Sim Stewart and Tom. So, y'know, like real life, only pixellated.
"Writers 2": starring Euan, Big Tom, Andy, Heather, Hazel and Pete! When I moved them into their house, they immediately decided they were sleepy and it was bed time. This, usually, is not conducive to keeping me entertained, since it means waiting for them to wake up again.
Oh, but ... then they got robbed two hours after moving in. (Big Tom is very distraught. Or just annoyed about the alarm.)
Andy, our responsible president, speaks to the police officer. While the robber waits in the background and subsequently escapes, despite Heather's running. I'm guessing Andy was too much of a gentleman to tackle the (female) robber to the ground.
This is Pete. I told you his hair wasn't accurate. Especially now he's got it cut. Jeez.
Pete and Hazel discuss something while ... Euan wanders in the background. In his underwear. Yup.
Heather is the assigned chef for this household. This is based solely on her ability to cook Lord of the Rings foodstuffs.
This is where Euan was wandering! To talk to Big Tom! About ... the moon? Astronomy? Dude, seriously, in your underwear...?
"Aw, yeah," thinks Euan (in his underwear). "Andy is
fiiine."
Euan is actually working out here, not just dancing randomly. That comes
later.
"Fuck your dancing," says Pete. "I'm playing guitar."
Andy, in his suit, playing video games. This is actually like real life. Take notes, future members who probably won't bother visiting the forum at all let alone read this post.
Pete went to the park -- and Tom and Stewart were there on a date! (Disclaimer: It may not actually be a date.)
Pete plays chess with Tom...
...who leaves Stewart sitting there like a loner. Yeahhh, you just got dumped, dude. Sorry.
Tom got bored, though, so Pete plays chess with -- I think this is Wes Janson (google him). The first of our Star Wars encounters!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Andy reads (formally). Next to his parents' home.
I'm just leavin' this here.
Pete, having returned from his sojourn to the park, tries to impress Hazel with astronomy (a common theme for the house, I guess).
Then serenades her! ... And Andy! ... Love triangle!
"Fuck your guitar playing, I'm dancing!"
See? I'm not kidding about the astronomy.