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Post by Someguy on May 21, 2008 21:51:32 GMT
Bravely did the Chelsea captain, lo, Step up to the mark, his fans eyes in tow, Spat did he, upon himself, the goal ahead, A running start, a crappy kick, he slipped on his arse, and the ball, Went away off the post, away, away, with his cup dreams in tow. Lo. Doth he suck ass, verily.
And Man utd. win the Champions League.
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Post by kitty on May 22, 2008 9:30:31 GMT
Did you see Drogba bitchslap Vidic? That was some seriously funny shit. Terry falling over comes a close second in things that made me laugh and Ronaldo crying on the ground a solid third. That boy is too pretty.
I hate Man U just a little bit less than I hate Chelsea though so they can have a half-arsed yay from me for winning.
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Post by bob on May 22, 2008 10:49:26 GMT
does that mean they're in tyhe world cup?
or better yet...the ashes
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Post by kitty on May 22, 2008 19:06:14 GMT
Also they automatically win all of the olympics, it is the ultimate in prizes.
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Post by bob on May 23, 2008 11:19:23 GMT
there can be only one
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Post by Someguy on May 23, 2008 19:08:45 GMT
That a reference to Highlander? 'There can only be one!'
Which gives this thread a new purpose; in a Battle Royale-style deathmatch scenario, which Man Utd. star would be standing victorious when the dust settled?
My money's on Ronaldo 'cause he could just dive to the floor and sob while the others kill each other. Then he'd move in to finish off the weary survivors, fly wee sexbomb that he is.
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Post by kitty on May 23, 2008 20:03:21 GMT
Nah, Ronaldo is the pretty boy. He would die fairly quickly. I'm going for Vidic because he looks like he might have murdered a few people in his time. Plus he can throw himself at right-angles, that's pretty impressive.
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