Post by Starlong on Oct 6, 2010 23:54:51 GMT
As requested:
Why is this man waiting for a bus anyway?
[REMASTERED!]
When the first person arrived at the bus stop, things were rather normal. This first person commanded the scene with majestic grace. Hell, from the looks of it, buses were invented just so one could come along to give this man a lift. His name was Stewart Melville, and at this bus stop, he was king.
Tragically, the Melville dynasty ended abruptly when five minutes later, a Klingon arrived and grunted at Stewart. Stewart’s immediate reaction was to duck and cover behind the nearby bin. Once satisfied that the Klingon wasn’t about to tear him in half, he casually returned to standing under the shelter.
When the Wookie arrived, he was right back behind the bin. Again though, there didn’t seem to be much violence, so Stewart returned to waiting for the bus next to the two aliens.
The fourth member of this predestined quartet arrived and Stewart burst out laughing. It was some gay looking Vampire that was SPARKLING (no, really, I am not making this up). After almost drowning in his tears of mocking laughter, Stewart composed himself (slightly) and then developed a cunning plan.
Throwing his voice like the master ventriloquist he was, Stewart muttered “Sci-Fi sucks”. As if they were of a single mind of utter rage and fury, the Klingon and the Wookie turned around and started systematically tearing apart the sparkling son-of-a-bitch into tiny pieces of glitter shreds.
The slaughterfest ended up with vampire strewn across the road. Unfortunately neither the Klingon nor the Wookie saw that the bus was arriving and unfor- SPLAT.
As Stewart saw a Wookie & Klingon pancake with vampire sparkles on the road, it made him think about writing a cookbook. He was distracted by the bus driver though, for the bus driver was:
“Jeff Bridges!” Stewart exclaimed in awe.
“Journey is on the house for you, Dude.” Jeff said, winking.
“Thanks Jeff, but I just remembered that I can fly. Cheers though!”
And then Stewart flew to the Union and had a cider. Why was he even waiting for a bus in the first place?
Why is this man waiting for a bus anyway?
[REMASTERED!]
When the first person arrived at the bus stop, things were rather normal. This first person commanded the scene with majestic grace. Hell, from the looks of it, buses were invented just so one could come along to give this man a lift. His name was Stewart Melville, and at this bus stop, he was king.
Tragically, the Melville dynasty ended abruptly when five minutes later, a Klingon arrived and grunted at Stewart. Stewart’s immediate reaction was to duck and cover behind the nearby bin. Once satisfied that the Klingon wasn’t about to tear him in half, he casually returned to standing under the shelter.
When the Wookie arrived, he was right back behind the bin. Again though, there didn’t seem to be much violence, so Stewart returned to waiting for the bus next to the two aliens.
The fourth member of this predestined quartet arrived and Stewart burst out laughing. It was some gay looking Vampire that was SPARKLING (no, really, I am not making this up). After almost drowning in his tears of mocking laughter, Stewart composed himself (slightly) and then developed a cunning plan.
Throwing his voice like the master ventriloquist he was, Stewart muttered “Sci-Fi sucks”. As if they were of a single mind of utter rage and fury, the Klingon and the Wookie turned around and started systematically tearing apart the sparkling son-of-a-bitch into tiny pieces of glitter shreds.
The slaughterfest ended up with vampire strewn across the road. Unfortunately neither the Klingon nor the Wookie saw that the bus was arriving and unfor- SPLAT.
As Stewart saw a Wookie & Klingon pancake with vampire sparkles on the road, it made him think about writing a cookbook. He was distracted by the bus driver though, for the bus driver was:
“Jeff Bridges!” Stewart exclaimed in awe.
“Journey is on the house for you, Dude.” Jeff said, winking.
“Thanks Jeff, but I just remembered that I can fly. Cheers though!”
And then Stewart flew to the Union and had a cider. Why was he even waiting for a bus in the first place?