kerzv
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Post by kerzv on Mar 21, 2011 20:55:48 GMT
Any ideas for what I can have instead of bacon people? Dave's says not to even bother trying quorn bacon.
So basically I need something as joyous as Bacon but without meat?
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Post by Niggle on Mar 21, 2011 21:22:27 GMT
I'm afraid no such thing exists.
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Post by McBain on Mar 22, 2011 10:44:54 GMT
Hmm, I'm not so sure. There are plenty of things that are just as joyous as bacon, if not more so. The only problem is, they're different types of joy.
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Post by Fire Bear on Mar 22, 2011 11:14:05 GMT
Cheesecake. This is on my mind all the time but, as far as I'm aware, it's vegetarian and full of awesome joy! Especially if you get that chocolate truffle one from Café Nero. ... *goes to cry in a corner... *
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Post by Someguy on Mar 25, 2011 12:02:43 GMT
Anything that's been smoked can be as joyous as bacon. That, or get quorn steaks (they're spicy and delicious) and put BBQ sauce on them. That will add up to the joy of bacon.
And now for the math:
Bacon + Anything = Win (Bacon Equation)
Quorn Steak + BBQ Sauce + Health - Death of Conscious Animal, = Potential Substitute.
Potential Substitute divided by Bacon = 1 (rounded to 1sf)
Therefore: Quorn Steak Combo + Anything = Win (where Anything is a factor of Bacon)
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