mojojojoe
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The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Oct 14, 2008 22:02:14 GMT
I bet it was awful. Was it awful? I bet it was awful.
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Post by McBain on Oct 16, 2008 13:34:28 GMT
Pretty good actually. Your e-mail is amazingly accurate. I'd suggest that you have psychic gifts that you're not telling us about, but the idea of you being able to get into our heads is too awful to even think about thinking about.
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Post by Someguy on Oct 17, 2008 10:16:48 GMT
Ha! That's a fantastic first post, my friend! Hey Joe! You just got ass-fucked by a newbie! HAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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mojojojoe
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The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Oct 17, 2008 12:04:14 GMT
Stuart, are we reading the same post? Pete was being nice. I think you have reading problems. Do you have reading problems? I think you do.
Also, are you not so so sad that I didn't get fucked in the ear? I bet you're sad. It will never happen again.
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Post by McBain on Oct 17, 2008 19:36:57 GMT
Actually, I'm not sure what I was being. I don't know what I'm doing half the time. I was being sincere about the psychic gifts though. It would be scary if Joe could read our minds. How much would you abuse that power?
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Post by Someguy on Oct 18, 2008 19:09:12 GMT
'But the idea of you getting into our heads is too awful to think about'
Would you like to clarify, Joe, how this could be interpreted as complimentary?
About the ear thing, it was at the top of the submission I brought last week: 'On the subject of indents, I know the correct way is to use tab, but...fuck you, Joe. Fuck you in the ear.' before going on to use three space indents instead (as nature intended).
Unfortunately, Little Ms. Tittle-tattle may have taken this ever so slightly out of context. Why the ear? I guess that was just the best sounding way to end the second sentence at the time.
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Post by Someguy on Oct 18, 2008 19:10:21 GMT
And sorry for calling you a newbie Pete. I'd assumed McBain was someone elses username.
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kitty
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Post by kitty on Oct 19, 2008 8:53:17 GMT
Little Ms Tittle-Tattle was asked how the meeting went. And since she knows that means 'does everyone miss me, have I been mentioned, wank, wank, wank' she informed him his ear was desired by a certain someone's penis.
That sentence may not make sense but I'm not even sure where I am at the moment.
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Post by McBain on Oct 19, 2008 10:37:29 GMT
All the slightly disturbing fun of the writers society online. Why didn't I sign up to this sooner?
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mojojojoe
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The cold sweat in your breakfast
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Post by mojojojoe on Oct 19, 2008 14:06:30 GMT
Get out while you still can Pete.
"wank wank wank"? ¿Qué pasa?
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kitty
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Post by kitty on Oct 19, 2008 16:46:22 GMT
i meant
'tell me how much I am loved by the common man so I may better please myself of a lonely night'
only I was ill and it came out as wank.
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Post by Someguy on Oct 19, 2008 19:50:00 GMT
I, also, am ill. With a man-cold.
*Sniff, sniff, sniff*
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Post by McBain on Oct 20, 2008 12:21:04 GMT
The most hideous form of cold known to humankind. You have my sympathies.
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Post by Someguy on Oct 22, 2008 21:23:26 GMT
Joe and Catherine have the exact same number of posts and karma...
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YOU NEVER SEE THEM TOGETHER! oh wait...
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mojojojoe
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The cold sweat in your breakfast
Posts: 232
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Post by mojojojoe on Oct 22, 2008 22:11:47 GMT
That is not her name! Change it before she finds it! Change it before she finds it and kills you!
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