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Post by MoeMeister on Jul 19, 2010 9:28:00 GMT
I take 2 beers from the cooler.
I'm not driving after all!
And my hip-flask has a large gold cross on it, Becks.
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Post by Gunslinger Vinny on Jul 19, 2010 11:08:00 GMT
Vinny passes the hip flask back to Moe and makes himself comfortable before replying. "Well, sounds silly now that I come t' tell someone else about it, but... I'm lookin' for a place I heard about, somewhere over in Europe. It's called Rainbow Road." He gave a sheepish grin. "Don't suppose any of y'all ever heard of it? I could use some directions."
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Post by Fire Bear on Jul 19, 2010 12:09:34 GMT
"Hmm..." says Fire Bear, suddenly suspicious. She finds it rather odd that he just so happens to be going to the exact same place as us.
"Well, Vinny, you're in luck - we're going there too! Any particular reason why you're going there?"
And, Moe, in this thing, the name's Fire Bear...
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Post by MoeMeister on Jul 19, 2010 13:54:56 GMT
I wasn't talking to your character, BECKS! Lol!
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Post by Fire Bear on Jul 19, 2010 14:43:22 GMT
Well, it was my character who was talking to yours... ... "And while we're waiting for Vinny to answer, how about you tell us your story Moemeister? And yours Starlong - why are you so intent on getting this N64? And as for Enigma... I'll ask him later cause I he seems to be concentrating solely on the driving..." (And Kieron's got some crap computers - apparently he cannae reply...)
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Post by thelordgod on Jul 19, 2010 17:35:10 GMT
HIS STORY IS THAT HE DOES WHAT I TELL HIM TO DO AND SMITES WHOM I TELL HIM TO SMITE! HE IS A TOOL! A TOOL OF YOUR LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!
P.S. I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU, VINNY, YOU ATHEISTIC BASTARD.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jul 19, 2010 17:52:05 GMT
Hoi! You can't post here unless you're in the game! And to do that you need to create a character!
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Post by Someguy on Jul 19, 2010 18:22:14 GMT
Fire Bear, for questioning God's right to be wherever he wants to be I do believe you will now have to roll for a Smiting Check. If you fail, then the truck you are all currently travelling in shall be destroyed. If you get an epic fail (10 outside the SM), then you're going to die too (but not your colleagues).
[VETO] So! The SM is...1! Good luck!
(I'm heading out tonight. Might not be back until late...)
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Post by Fire Bear on Jul 19, 2010 21:10:11 GMT
I veto that on the grounds that God never speaks to us mere mortals, thus we never heard him, thus I never actually said that, thus I just prod the people I asked the questions of and wait for their answers...
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Post by Gunslinger Vinny on Jul 19, 2010 22:47:54 GMT
For an instant, Vinny thought he heard a giant booming voice proclaiming itself to be God. However, since God didn't exist (a simple fact, as far as he was concerned), the voice couldn't have been real. Therefore, he ignored and immediately forgot it.
At Fire Bear's words, he visibly started. "You're all heading for Rainbow Road too?!" he asked, disbelief in his voice. "Bloody hell... what are the odds? And I'm going for the same reason I figure you're going; the only reason anyone ever tries to get there. The quest."
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Post by Fire Bear on Jul 19, 2010 23:40:18 GMT
Hmm...
And I take it the rest of you are all super deaf all of a sudden, huh? What's your story Starlong? We don't know anything about you and yet you all know a little about you...
Who are you?
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Post by MoeMeister on Jul 20, 2010 12:32:43 GMT
Hearing the Big Man's voice booming in my head, I lose myself in a moment of ecstasy, unable to concentrate on or care about Fire Bear's question.
I raise my beer to God, and continue drinking.
My beer tastes a little holier.
Praise the Lord!
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Starlong
The Master
I have a theory. Let's conspire about it...
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Post by Starlong on Jul 20, 2010 12:53:13 GMT
I was worried that Moemeister was about to start dancing again, so I clutched my hat in anguish. Seeing he was just indulging in some healthy alcoholism however, I relaxed slightly and decide to crack open a beer from the cooler.
"My story is kinda long and very complicated. All that really matters now is why I'm here, and I made that quite clear back in the tavern..."
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Post by MoeMeister on Jul 20, 2010 12:54:59 GMT
"Praise the Lord!" I shout, swigging deeply from my hip-flask.
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Post by Fire Bear on Jul 20, 2010 22:31:35 GMT
Long and complicated...
You realise we're going to be stuck in this truck for quite some time with nothing to do? You may as well tell us...
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